Happy Belated New Year, Fun Bitches!


Happy New Year, Fun Bitches! 2014 is shaping up nicely. Our first full cruise of the New Year saw us missing two ports and the ship being pounded by rain and wind at sea. Then, our new comedians missed the ship in the last port so Carnival let me headline all five Punchliner shows Thursday night. They figured that, with all the disappointments our guests experienced that cruise, what's one more?

Fortunately, my five shows rocked and I had last Friday night off. Unfortunately, I came down with the flue and have spent the past two days in isolation. The nurses say it's because of my unfunny jokes, but the doctor blames the flue virus.

Regardless, between coughing jags and the final few episodes of Season 2 of "Dexter," I've been able to crank out my first comedic essay of 2014.

Enjoy--and have fun, dudes!


Team America




My latest humor essay is up. You can check it out at http://wp.me/p3Cc20-Eb or here on the site under Essays. Have fun, dudes!


Sorry If I Offended You, Jackass!



Hey, Fun-atics--it's been a while. I've been really busy lately running the Punchliner and working on projects for the home office in Miami. Meanwhile, Zeljka and I received our marriage license in the mail so it won't be long before we get hitched. Anyway, if you have time, check out my latest humor essay.


Fan Friction



Hey, Fun-atics! My new essay is up. You can click on Essays or go to my blog "The Fun Dude Abides." Please take this one with a grain of salt, dudes and dude-ettes! The Fun Dude loves you!


I Kid You Not


Hey, Fun-atics! I'm in Puerto Rico today. My rain forest tour was canceled due to the government shutdown. Gee, I wonder why Puerto Ricans aren't pushing for statehood.

Anyway, my latest humor essay, "I Kid You Not," is up. You can read it on my blog or here on my site by clicking on Essays.

And don't forget to follow me on Twitter and Facebook by clicking on the social media icons to your right.

Until next time, have fun, dudes!


The Big "O"


Hey there, Fun-atics! This has been a busy week for the Fun Dude. I am filling in tonight as one of the Punchliner headliners tonight for the start of our Western Caribbean cruise right after filling in last cruise as well.

My new humor essay, "The Big 'O'" covers this. Please check it out and let me know what you think.

Until next time--have fun, dude!


Be My Guest, Too


Miss me? Sorry, Fun-atics, but I've been busy working on writing projects for the home office in Miami so I've only had time to post a new humor essay every other week. "Be My Guest, Too" is part two of my previous piece. This week I take a humorous look at the four types of cruise ship guests.

I'll have another piece up next Saturday. Meanwhile, I got the chance to headline again recently when a headliner missed the ship. So I'm busy editing video and audio footage of those shows. Hopefully, I'll have some new clips up soon as well as a comedy album for sale on Amazon, I-Tunes and on this site.

So until next week, have fun, dude!


Be My Guest


Howdy, Fun-atics! This week's humor essay is up after taking last week off to work on other writing projects.


Official Fun Dude Disclaimer!!


OK, so you can read this week's humor essay by clicking on ESSAYS or by clicking on the Tumblr widget.

But or those of you new to sarcasm, hyperbole and irony, please do me a favor and read between the lines. This is not a Bush-bashing piece. The man lead the country for eight years and I can't even make Cruise Director. He's accomplished a lot in his life and I have no idea what it's like to walk a mile in his shoes or get a shoe thrown at me by an Iraqi reporter, for that matter.


Bon Voyage!


Hey, there, all you Fun-atics!

My new humor piece is up at http://wp.me/p3Cc20-1a 

You can also click on "Essays."

I'd like to thank comedian Tommy Drake for doing five different shows in the Punchliner last cruise, making it much easier for me to fill-in for rescheduled comedian Al Ernst. 

My five headline shows went great thanks to some amazing guests. In fact, the shows went so well, look forward to seeing more audio and video clips on this site soon.