Hey, Fun-atics! I'm in Puerto Rico today. My rain forest tour was canceled due to the government shutdown. Gee, I wonder why Puerto Ricans aren't pushing for statehood.
Anyway, my latest humor essay, "I Kid You Not," is up. You can read it on my blog or here on my site by clicking on Essays.
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Until next time, have fun, dudes!